Funny Dog Hoodie — "Don’t Touch My Hooman or I Bite You" Lightweight Pullover
This soft, midweight hoodie brings quiet confidence and a wink of humor to everyday wear. The front shows a bold, typographic line that reads like a smug aside, while the back features a playful black-and-white pup illustration with the cheeky caption “Don’t touch my hooman or I bite you.” It drapes comfortably in a regular fit, with a roomy kangaroo pocket to warm your hands and a drawstring hood you can tighten on blustery days. The fabric blend includes responsibly sourced cotton and recycled polyester for a cozy, slightly structured feel that holds shape wash after wash. Subtle adidas contrast branding on the sleeve keeps the look sporty and familiar, while DTF printing preserves the crisp, high-contrast design through wear.
Wear it when you want to be warm, read the room, and let your pet’s protective vibes do the talking. The hoodie performs well for relaxed weekends, dog park meetups, late-night walks, or casual hangouts where humor and comfort matter more than following trends.
Product features
- 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester (fiber content varies by color)
- Medium-heavy fabric weight (8.5 oz /yd², 300 g/m²) for warmth and structure
- Adjustable hood with self-colored flat drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Cuffed sleeves and bottom hem plus self-fabric necktape for shape retention and comfort
- Printed with Direct to Film (DTF) technology; regular fit with contrast adidas® sleeve logo
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester (Dark Grey Heather is 55% polyester, 45% cotton)
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored flat drawcord
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Cuffed sleeves and bottom hem
Allows the hoodie to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Self fabric necktape
Necktape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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