50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt — Funny 50th Birthday Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, relaxed, and honest — this garment-dyed tee carries a dry, wry statement without shouting. The midweight, 100% ring-spun cotton feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing and a relaxed fit that sits easily on shoulders and chest. Clean, minimalist typography across the front reads like a personal motto: worn with jeans for a backyard barbecue, layered under a flannel for a low-key night out, or pulled on after a long day when comfort matters more than ceremony. The single-piece tubular knit and double-needle seams mean the shirt keeps its shape and ages gracefully, while the wide palette of colors lets you choose an understated look or something with a little more character. Made in Honduras and ready to be lived in, this tee is for people who value comfort, subtle humor, and a lived-in feel.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — medium-weight (6.1 oz) for durable softness
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage hand and muted color
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL in 58 colors; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
See terms and conditions